Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food. - Douglas Adams

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

"Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)"

"Can't stand all these poisonous creatures, all these snakes and insects and fish and things. Wretched things, biting everybody. And then people expect me to tell them what to do about it. I'll tell them what to do. Don't get bitten in the first place. (quoting Dr. Struan Sutherland)"

"Life is wasted on the living."

"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously."