Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of... - Beryl Dov

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."