"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."
"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."
"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"
"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."