More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."
"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."
"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."
"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."