More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."
"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."
"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."