Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get. - Robert A. Heinlein

"Men are not potatoes!"

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh."

"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits."

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."