Robert A. Heinlein

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh."

"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits."

"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."

"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy."

"Men are not potatoes!"

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."

"Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best, he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear his shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house."

"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."

"Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get."

"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."

"Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so."