More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."