The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truc... - Beryl Dov

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."