More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."
"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."