"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."
"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."
"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."