More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."
"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."