More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."
"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."