More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."
"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"
"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."