Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely... - Beryl Dov

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."