Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor morti... - Beryl Dov

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

Share this quote

More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."
"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."
"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"
"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."
"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."