Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor morti... - Beryl Dov

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

Tags

#happiness #life #love #truth #humor #philosophy #soul #wisdom #knowledge #poetry #hope #power-of-words #death #soul-searching #Purpose #Spirit #relationships #God #Faith #Meaning #inspirational-quotes #mind #Suicide #quote #Master #Meditation #self-improvement #positive-thinking #positive-attitude #spiritual-growth #unconditional-love #mind-body-spirit #mind-power #positive-thoughts #self-improvement-book #sacred #personal-growth #positive-motivation #power-of-thoughts #unconditional-acceptance #power-of-love #masters #knowing-oneself #spiritual-development #spiritual-wisdom #personal-development #mastery #knowledge-education #knowledge-of-self #knowledge-teaching #master-key #master-of-love #positive-mindset #positive-outlook #positive-quotes #powerful-story #sacred-teachings #sacred-wisdom #sage #sage-advice #spiritualism #suicidal-thoughts #teachings #self-esteem-self-help-book

Share this quote

Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."
"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."
"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"
"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."
"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."