Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, A... - Terry Pratchett

"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

"I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel."

"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."

"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."