Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, A... - Terry Pratchett

"Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them."

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