More quotes by Terry Pratchett

"We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten how to die. Too often we learn the hard way. As soon as the baby boomers pass pensionable age, their lesson will be harsher still."
"Anyone with half a mind could see that,"said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one."
"If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you."
"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it."
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."