"In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character; there was nothing particularly new about this - death has featured in art and literature since medieval times, and for centuries we have had a fascination with the Grim Reaper."
"The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head."
"[Science fiction is] out in the mainstream now. You can tell by the way mainstream literary authors pillage SF while denying they're writing it!"
"Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time."
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."