More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."
"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"
"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."