More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."