More quotes by Beryl Dov

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."