More quotes by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

"Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it."
"It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true."
"If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you"signs in the world. It's impossible."
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody."
"Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunteer for it, I swear to God I will."