Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go ba... - Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend."

"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."

"My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice."