Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."