More quotes by George Burns

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."