More quotes by George Burns

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
"I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate."