George Burns

"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."

"I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."