More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."
"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."
"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"