More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"
"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."
"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"You get used to success and you start to expect it—and that’s when you fail. Luckily for me, I can’t possibly fail, precisely because I always fail."