I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."
"Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"Half-assing it twice isn’t giving it 100%, but both can be yours for the one-time low-price of half off. Also on SALE now: My love. Order yours today."