I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Taking a break. Been working solid for the last few hours, as opposed to working liquid, which is more drinkable. Can I pour you a glass of productivity?"
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."