More quotes by Beryl Dov

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."
"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."
"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."
"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."