More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other.Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars."
"If you say that you never lie in life,you honestly insult my intelligence."
"If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.If you violate laws of men, you're a criminal.If you violate your own laws, you're pathetic."
"Wisdom mitigates the risk of being honest."
"Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity."