You take people, you put them on a journey, you give them pe... - Joss Whedon

"It is the most fun I’m ever going to have. I love to write. I love it. I mean, there’s nothing in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I’m so very bad at it. It’s the greatest peace when I’m in a scene, and it’s just me and the character, that’s it, that’s where I want to live my life."

"If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl-- you find someone to carry you."

"You either have to write or you shouldn't be writing. That's all."

"I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets..."

"Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can."