More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."
"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."
"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."
"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"