Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I... - Beryl Dov

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."