Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I... - Beryl Dov

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."