Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to... - Beryl Dov

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."