More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."