"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."
"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"
"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."