More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I could make tea out of your love, would it be hot, or iced? Would it be black, or green? Would it be sweet, or unsweet? Would you offer free refills?"
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."