Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-fa... - Beryl Dov
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
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"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."