More quotes by Beryl Dov

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."
"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."
"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."