More quotes by Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you."
"But is all this true?"said Brutha.Didactylos shrugged. "Could be. Could be. We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.""You mean you don't KNOW it's true?"said Brutha."I THINK it might be,"said Didactylos. "I could be wrong. Not being certain is what being a philosopher is all about."
"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish."
"Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle."
"There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do."