Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partn... - Mae West

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."

"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."

"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."