Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partn... - Mae West

"I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it."

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

"You are never too old to become younger!"

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction."