Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partn... - Mae West

"Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one."

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."