More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."
"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."