More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."