More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."
"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."