More quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."
"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."