Charles M. Schulz

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."