Charles M. Schulz

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."

"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."

"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."

"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."