Charles M. Schulz

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another."

"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."

"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."