Charles M. Schulz

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."

"Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?""What's that?""The world didn't come to an end."

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."

"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"