Charles M. Schulz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."

"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

"What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?"

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?""What's that?""The world didn't come to an end."

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."

"Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely."

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another."

"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."