More quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"
"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."