More quotes by George Burns

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."