More quotes by George Burns

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate."
"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."