More quotes by George Burns

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."